To: Howlin
When FR is down, first thing you do is start a giant pot of CHILI.
Then change the cats box
Vacuum the living room carpet.
Check on the chili
Check FR to see if it's back up
Two shots of whiskey (JD or Chivas)
Check the chili.
Polish the engine covers of your Harley.
Clean your desk.
Pay the bills you found under the old fritos bag on your desk.
Check the Chili.
Check to see if FR is back up.
Wash your truck.
Steal some chili and eat it.
Call girlfriend and ask if shes naked.
If not, check FR again.
Read local online weekly store circulars.
Buy something.
Polish chrome covers on saddlebags and tourpak of your harley.
Check the chili.
Clean one bathroom.
Check FR.
Take a cold shower and a hot shave.
Check to see if exotic dancer neighbor is sunbathing again. (This is also step 3 & step 5)
Take a nap!
Single retired life is good :-)
To: JoeSixPack1
Call girlfriend and ask if shes naked. OK. What's your girlfriend's number?
162 posted on
11/04/2002 8:10:47 AM PST by
metesky
To: JoeSixPack1
Call girlfriend and ask if shes naked. OK, what's your girlfriend's number?
Just kidding...I'm getting married this Saturday.
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