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Advice from on Older Woman:

Move vaccum sweeper to center of room where you will be Freeping.

remove arm covers from furniture in the room where you are freeping.

distribute cleaning supplies about the Freeping room

Stock up on Toilet Paper (some things are difficult to do without)

Prepare following Recipe for Crockpot:

Large pkg of egg noodles, prepared.
2 cans Campbells Beefy Mushroom Soup (no water)

drain prepared noodles and turn into crockpot, combine with Beefy Mushroom soup. (This is "Down Home Comfort Food" and your family will forgive your misgivings when you serve this)

As you freep, when you hear family approaching your freeping room, jump from chair,, busy yourself with replacing arm covers on furniture,,, mutter "Tsk, Tsk" several times. Family member, thinking they are responsible for the wayward arm covers will depart quickly. If necessary, start sweeper and aim sweeper in direction of the family member.

Move cleaning supplies to a different location in the room before returning to computer. Repeat as necessary.

If family continues to interupt you. Go retrieve family members dirty laundry from hamper. Casually place a piece from each family member in the Freeping room. When they enter the room, grab their duds shake them under their nose and say with discust: "How did this get here?". Little by little, they will sneak away to hide from you, grateful that you are busy cleaning the Freep Room.