[Aeronaut]

Um, my dog ate my security clearance. That isn't a problem, right?

You're a democrat, right?

[Dubya]

A husband and wife were having a quarrel over the
breakfast table. The quarrel remained unresolved when
it was time to leave for work. The wife, having
trouble with the zipper on her dress, asked for
assistance. In a huff, the husband freed the zipper
and then angrily ran it up and down rapidly several
times.


That afternoon, when the wife returned from work, she
saw him lying on his back with his hands and head under
the car working on it. Still mad about what he had
done that morning, she went over, grasped his zipper
and yanked it up and down several times. Stomping into
the house, she found her husband drinking a cup of
coffee at the kitchen table. In great embarrassment,
she explained to him what she had done. He rushed
outside to find his neighbor, who had offered to fix
his car, out cold.


When the wife had grasped his zipper, he had
reflexively tried to sit up and had knocked himself out
on the frame of the car.

[MoJo2001]

You're a democrat, right?

OUCH! Well, I guess I won't be driving or flying today!! Hmmmm...I know most Republicans are supposed to have a sense of humor, but I'm not doing too well today. LOL!