DFU SONG: Carrie Anne (Bobbie Ann -- get Sinkmaster's DNA and nail him) 11-1-02

DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - CARRIE ANNE

Hey, Bobbie A-A-A-Ann…hey, Bobbie A-A-A-Ann

Back in Little Rock she played with Willy
He really loved the sleaze…she got down on her knees

Then inside his mom's house unprotected
They had created the unexpected

Hey Bobbie A-Ann
It is time, dear…demand Bill's DNA
Hey Bobbie A-Ann
It is time, dear…demand Bill's DNA

Danny has turned into a teenager
He starts to wonder…about their blunder

He's asking questions, Willy's worried
Will she bring him to face a jury

Hey Bobbie A-Ann
It is time, dear…demand Bill's DNA
Hey Bobbie A-Ann
It is time, dear…demand Bill's DNA

Go, girl…you need to make Scumbag pay
It is about time that he pays
Go…you need to make Scumbag pay
It is time that he pays

(musical break)

Hey Bobbie A-Ann
It is time, dear…demand Bill's DNA
Hey Bobbie A-Ann
It is time, dear…demand Bill's DNA

Bringing forth the truth will be exquisite
Troopers brought presents when sent to visit

In the Hall of Fame made for black people
Shout "He has a black son" from the steeple

Hey Bobbie A-Ann
It is time, dear…demand Bill's DNA
Hey Bobbie A-Ann
It is time, dear…demand Bill's DNA

Bobbie Ann, Bobbie Ann, Bobbie Ann
Deadbeat dads need to pay

[battlegearboat]

What in the world is this all about?

[doug from upland]

Bobbi Ann Williams was a crack cocaine dependent hooker in Little Rock who happened to be black. The Sinkmaster would sometimes go jogging at lunchtime and meet her in the bushes somewhere for "servicing."

She has a child named Danny who has amazingly similar features. Danny has grown up believing Sinkmaster is his father. Bobbi Ann can describe the inside of his mother's house. She would only know that info if she had been in that house. It has been determined that she was not a housekeeper and did not go to a open house when it was for sale. There is one reason she knows the interior of the house -- Virginia Kelley's degenerate son.

In the Starr Report was some limited DNA info about Sinkmaster. The DNA could prove the possibility of paternity. No one knows whether the limited DNA info is accurate, but what was published was not a match. Some of us would like Bobbi Ann to force Sinkmaster to court, forcefully extract DNA (hopefully, very painfully) and finally settle the issue.

Troopers have told me that they have delivered Christmas presents to Danny on behalf of the then governor of Arkansas.

Okay, FReepers. Put up some pictures and Bobbi Ann links. Thanks.

[doug from upland]

Pinging.

[doug from upland]

I forgot to mention that Sinkmaster was recently inducted as an honorary member in the Arkansas Black Hall of Fame. It would be excellent to be able to finally expose him as a deadbeat dad who is not taking care of the child he had with Bobbi Ann.

[agrandis]

Where's the woman now? Is she off the drugs?

[doug from upland]

I'm not sure where she is now. There were rumors that he had sent her off to Australia for awhile.