[billorites]

I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Sharp dirty needles and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good God Almighty which way do I steer for my...

[Jim Noble]

This is by now a very old scam (anong with the bloody band-aid in the pizza).

The grifter who invented it, and his first few imitators, scored big from juries, but I don't think anybody has hit with this one for the past few years.