"I want to thank President Bush, Rudy Guiliani, John McCain and others for supporting me. And I want to thank Mr. Lautenberg for showing up."
Somewhere, the party bosses are wondering what they have done to themselves, and are probably trying to figure out a recovery plan. Easing out Lautenberg will probably be at the top of their list.
Another alternative, albeit dubious: Lautenberg publicly declares that he will resign after the election so that the governor can appoint a Democrat for the next two years. Their new campaign slogan: "anything but a nasty Republican".
Simply a classic. ROFLMAO