[sheik yerbouty]

I thought the minions of Beelzebubba would be with him in his lair on Halloween, so they could all pumkin together. We need a nationwide excorcism.

[Glutton]

Normally this is what happens on Halloween here:

Police prepare for trouble on Halloween

Me thinks ol' Bubba Blubbahead Clinto heard about the traditional riots on the UO campus and is looking to find a shapely and drunk coed or two to tear up street signs with.

I could see him leave Mac Court to smoke a spliff or two in the cemetary across University Street from there before he headed off to Alder Street to bum some dank Oregon green bud before crashing any one of the normal out of control parties in that area.