[wimpycat]

There's only one way I can convey what I think of Carlos Santana...

[RightWhale]

Sure he is plain vanilla these days. It's like everybody was born with one song of their own and he got to play his. It's still a pretty good song.

[Realm Weekly]

With his drug habits... more like Frosted Flakes.

Maybe Carlos wants to convey his spirituality in an islamic country, where they practice one of his many faiths.

What is he now anyways? A Catholic-Hindu-Wiccan-Buddhist-Muslim?

And if he wants to be like Jimmy Carter, wouldn't Carlos have to be a pathetic excuse for a nation leader, a very liberal Baptist preacher, a trying-too-hard humanitarian (in an attempt to make up for his previous malaise), a pawn in the socialist's U.N.'s game of cat and mouse with Bush, and an uncommonly embarrassing export from my dear Dixieland?

Oh yeah, and Alex Lifeson can play circles around that spaced out old man anyday.