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Daylight Savings Time
lokibob | 28 Oct 2002 1:59 am | self

Posted on 10/27/2002 12:58:30 AM PDT by Lokibob

Boy, I hate daylight savings time for a ton of reasons.

I hate getting up at 2 am sunday morning to change the batteries in my smoke detector. Oh, yes, if you try to change them early, or late, they detect that. And call the fire department.

Since I've saved time all summer long, do you think the government will give me credit for it?

Spring ahead, fall back. Now I have to remember a nursery rhyme to tell the time. This is dumb. Well not as dumb as "twinkle , twinkle, little star, now I wonder what time you are".

My dog Crystal hates daylight savings time in the spring because she has to wait an extra hour for her dinner.

I suppose I have to change batteries in my clocks, too. This is a holiday made by Duracell.

If Hallmark had anything to do with it, we would be buying cards 2 more times a year.

Hell, if kids had anything to do with it, we would be exchanging presents. I can see it now, Father time bringing new smoke detectors (batteries NOT included).

Well, it is 10 minutes before 2 am, it will take me 10 minutes to get the batteries out of the bullet proof containers they come in.

I just discovered that my smoke detectors are powered by the house electricity. I could still be asleep. Oh well, I'll change the clocks anyway.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: batteries; daylightsavings; smokedetectors
Just a reminder to change your clocks and batteries.
1 posted on 10/27/2002 12:58:30 AM PDT by Lokibob
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To: Lokibob
the only time east coast and central standard time coincide
2 posted on 10/27/2002 1:08:52 AM PDT by Texas_Jarhead
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To: Lokibob
Don't laugh, I knew a guy that believed the he had to get up and change at the exact hour.

O wait, siince I'm up anyway .....

3 posted on 10/27/2002 1:11:42 AM PDT by Mike Darancette
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To: Texas_Jarhead
Here is a great piece of trivia:

Question:What is the longest month of the year?

Answer: Oct, because it has the extra hour in it for DST.

Won many bets using that one.
4 posted on 10/27/2002 1:13:34 AM PDT by Lokibob
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To: Lokibob
Damn you complain to much ! lol
5 posted on 10/27/2002 1:24:08 AM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK
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To: Lokibob
HA HA HA!!!

FOOLISH MORTALS! You should rise up and free yourselves from the tyranny of DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME! Move to an island where the residents never change their clocks.

EVER!!

'course, they never bother to look at clocks, much less subject themselves to time, so it kinda goes hand in hand..

Pookie & Me

6 posted on 10/27/2002 1:31:51 AM PDT by Pookie Me
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To: Lokibob
Watch me be an hour late for work like last year.
7 posted on 10/27/2002 1:40:15 AM PDT by BunnySlippers
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To: Lokibob
This is getting old. I set my clock back one hour at 2 AM,

An hour later it was 2 AM again and I had to set it back a second time.

Then it happened again..I'm locked in a loop.

8 posted on 10/27/2002 7:54:48 AM PST by capt. norm
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To: Pookie Me
Or move to Indiana. We don't observe DST.

"Thanks, but no thanks."
9 posted on 10/27/2002 7:59:09 AM PST by Viva Le Dissention
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