[BillCompton]

"Police Question Ballistics Database"

The scene is a shabby police interigation room. Two seasoned detectives enter the room. The Ballistics Database looks at the obvious two way mirror and snubs out its cigarette.

"You've been read your rights. Is that correct Mr. Database, or can I call you Ballistics."

... oh never mind.

[umgud]

Why stop at ballistic fingerprinting? If everyone in America had an implanted GPS chip and a computer system was in place to manage the data, all big brother would need to solve a crime is to check the computer to see what person was at the crime scene.