How The Left Deals With Its Dissenters (Warning, Graphic language)

Counterpunch.org ^ | October 25, 2002 | Jack McCarthy

[Coeur de Lion]

Hitchens, you fucking fat-assed drunken slut.

You lying sack of shit.

Sir, have you no sense of personal integrity whatsoever?

Mother Theresa might have been in the "Missionary Position," but you are taking it every which way from people who make poor old Charles Keating look like Kris Kringle.

But I digress--already.

I just read your latest, self-serving Orwellian rewriting and distortion of recent history published in last Sunday's Washington Post, "So Long, Fellow Travelers."

First observation: It appears to be modeled on David Horowitz's and Peter Collier's treacherous, "Lefties for Reagan," published in the early 80s on those same pages. And for good reason.

Like those two self-serving jackals you aren't promoting a future war on Iraq--and the Left-- for any real principle other than personal gain.

Like Horowitz and Collier you are using the Left--and even more pathetically--the people of Iraq to justify the selling of your most pitiable soul.

Your dishonest posturing here is not only contrary to the spirit of the Orwell of your alcohol tinged imagination, its an abomination worthy of Saddam Hussein or Osama bin Laden.

But let's get to the nub of the issue fat boy. Like another windy fat ass, Al Franken's Rush Limbaugh, you are a big fat liar.

After 20 years as a columnist for The Nation, rather than thank the readers who have read and supported you over the years, you made the most graceless exit from an uncomfortable scene since Adolph and Eva.

Rather than say a few words about your tenure at The Nation, in one short paragraph you all but pulled your pants down, stuck your fat ass in the face of your many readers and said: "I'm out of here."

Adding insult to injury you claimed you were leaving because you had just discovered that the editors of "The Nation" were taking sides in the Iraq debate. Are you nuts? Do you for one minute think anyone believed such tripe?

Perhaps you think your readers also wake up swigging Johnny Walker? What a joke. What an insult to your reader's intelligence. Were you serious? Or just drunk again?

But I digress. Let us return to your silly, sorry posturing on Iraq and the Left in the Sunday Washington post. Boy, you must have been sloshed when you wrote this. I mean this is pink elephant shit.

Linking all the Left with the Workers World Party was a piece of sly, red-baiting propaganda worthy of Orwell's worst nightmare.

What a foul act you are. "A right wing porker," indeed Alex.

Your lowest moment, however, was when you solemenly declared at the end of this abominable paean to your fat-assed self-- that once Iraq was liberated you would go to Baghdad to apologize to old "comrades" for the actions of the Left.

Tsk, tsk. I mean didn't it occur to you there was a paper trail indicting you in the Lefts thought crime?

Hitch, you lying slut. Are you going to apologize as well to your newly freed Iraqi "comrades" for opposing Bush Sr's war on Iraq in Gulf War 1?

Did you think for that matter that your old comrades here forgot your many writings against that war?

Do you recall chiding Bush Sr for turning a "regional war" into a "global war?"

Did you think we forgot your infamous pasting of poor befuddled(now we know why)Charleton Heston on CNN?

To summarize.

Hitchens: You are a Big Fat Liar and a Right Wing Porker.

And a fat assed fucking bore who deserves a good ass kicking.

Contrarily Yours

Jack McCarthy Tallahassee, Florida

McCarthy can be reached at: jackm32301@yahoo.com

[rdb3]

Far-Left, meet Far-Right. Far-Right, meet Far-Left. You two will make a beautiful couple. A match made in hell.

[WOSG]

Hitchen's eyes were opened by witnessing the most corrupt President in our history first hand and noticing how his supposed support for the common man was no more than a con game ... since then he has not been 'reliable' to the left, actually puncturing many of their double-standards.

His future will be interesting to say the least. He is far from being on the Right like Horowitz, but give him 20 years, who knows?

[Texas_Jarhead]

someone's panties are in a twist

what a whinny little so-and-so

[Landru]

Emotional, isn't he. :o)

I seriously do not believe there's a better example of Liberal-Socialist mindset to be found anywhere under the sun.

So for that reason, alone?

...I sure hope this doesn't get pulled.

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...Moooooglee Sows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Beat DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...Shut Left's Mouths!!
Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! Some questions...
"Did Slick think he's a King?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please Vote fer Change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...NO Question...
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)

BTW...Time to take off the gloves and point out how ridiculous the DemonRAT's Party has become...just a bunch of whinin' LeftyLosers beggin' fer scraps from the Table of the All-Powerful Federal Leviathan!! Quotes, links, cartoons, and personal stories are welcomed if they serve to Educate the Sheeple as to what they're voting for when they vote for any candidate who would vote for either D'asshole or li'l Dickie Gephardt to lead their respective Congressional Caucuses!!

This could get fun...MUD

1 posted on 8/19/02 11:12 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

[Billthedrill]

Ho-hum. A toilet mouth and a word processor do not a literary giant make. This fellow doesn't understand why Hitchens did what he did because he doesn't understand the words. And it shows.

[anniegetyourgun]

xactly. Most libs are potty-mouths with limited vocabularies....and intelligence.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hitchens: You are a Big Fat Liar and a Right Wing Porker. And a fat assed fucking bore who deserves a good ass kicking. Contrarily Yours...Jack McCarthy Tallahassee, Florida"

Mr. McCarthyism, we will be in DeeCee tomorrow if ya wanna kick some RightWingWhacko Arse!!! Just ask Mr. Landru or Mr. Bannon what it's like to git yer arse whupped by Mudboy Slim!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA...hope there are some frisky Lib'rals out and about tomorrow...MUD

[Gil4]

I think he needs to digress a few more times.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...I sure hope this doesn't get pulled."

It shan't...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"From East Lyme; sent to Belgium by USAF"

Hey, my brother (AF Captain) and his family are over there in Germany...they love it and I'm gonna try and take my family over there next Spring!! How do you like Europe?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Most libs are potty-mouths..."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ain't they, though?!

FReegards...MUD

[mlo]

Ann Coulter was right. All they can do is call names.

[anniegetyourgun]

It certainly has been my personal experience with them. And let's face it, one of the dirty little secrets about Bill and Hill is their lack of self-control in this area.

[D-fendr]

If Hitchens were slender and sober, I think McCarthy would be in love.

[BreitbartSentMe]

Geez, Jack.

Do you kiss your mom with that mouth??

[Jimmy Valentine]

Was this written by Patricia VandenHoevel?

Psst! By the way shouldn't you be Coeur de Lion?

[MissAmericanPie]

ROFL

[scholar]

I seriously do not believe there's a better example of Liberal-Socialist mindset to be found anywhere under the sun.

What a concise and highly articulate presentation of his opinion--I am truly impressed!!--NOT.