Picture me desperately clinging to the needle of my Gloat-O-Meter, trying to haul it back off the peg on the right side of the meter before it bends itself in half...
Now the bad news? He'll be offered an endowed chair in some Ivy League school for his "boldness of approach."
Don't be too sure... He's "Damaged Goods".
I think we should all throw a big party to celebrate Dr. Bellesiles' new career in the car wash industry...
Bellesiles, in his new job, asks, "Do you want fries with that?"