[blackdog]

They will bleach him white like Michael Jackson. John Williams works. They will photo edit him next to a mobile home with a ruckus of porch dogs, a few old refrigerators in the yard to shoot at, and topping the whole thing off, a confederate flag in each photo. That aughta do it.

[mark the shark]

You know they're going to twist this Red-neck renting out his shooting range deal to death!

[JackelopeBreeder]

Don't do that! Bourbon burns coming out the nose.