Buy 'em all a one way ticket on GreyHound and send them to San Francisco... :o)
Show No Mercy !!
Freedom Is Worth Fighting For !!
Molon Labe !!
A train with open freight cars with beer and other party favors parked down near the train station might work too.
Just close and lock the doors when they are full, and then send the roach motels on wheels south for the winter. ;-)