[cantfindagoodscreenname]

So how did that work? 'Any muslims here before we get started?' 'Oh, me! Me!' 'OK, lessee ya prove it.'

I was wondering the same thing. I could probably be a Muslim for a minute just to get myself out of there, lol.

[PoisedWoman]

I could probably be a Muslim for a minute just to get myself out of there, lol.

Praise Allah and carry an ugly headscarf.

Seriously, this is so blatantly an alQ or related terrorist attack, Russki public opinion is going to sway very rapidly toward helping us rid the world of Islamofascists. One would think.