[Pharmboy]

It makes it more dangerous if you use a live turkey...

[blackdog]

That reminds me of the first time my dad took us crabbing. We got home and poured about 50 lively blue claws into a pot. About half of them leapt out onto the floor madder than Hillary and equipped to remove more than a toe. I was only five years old. I still remember running thru the house with crabs attatched to my footie jammies sreaming for help.