[Malcolm]

The worst American car I've ever come across was my mother's 96 Monte Carlo. She bought an extended warranty as an afterthought. Thank G-d for small favors! That warranty has paid for itself 2-3 times over. It runs great now, after 20-25 major repairs on it. If not for the poor rust-through protection, it might make a good battleship anchor.....

[AppyPappy]

My choices:

Vega
Anything Renault
Ford Grenada
Fiat 128
Ford Tempo(It costs more to tow than you get in salvage)