[The Great Satan]

Have to agree about that '86 Eldo. Talk about devolution. Here's two earlier editions, from before the rot set in:

 

[MoralSense]

Actually, I think the current Eldos look great. They aren't the classic, I'll give you that, but hey, I love Caddies. Except that squat-backed Seville. Love the line about "the way a dog looks taking a crap." To me, it looked like an alligator dragging its tail.