[Fresh Wind]

Had an 82 Citation sedan...

I've always wondered about the wisdom of naming a car after something a cop gives you after he catches you speeding!!

[Freedom4US]

I got one citation in the citation, for speeding. I allowed to the State Trooper that "I was just going with the flow of traffic."

He was not amenable to this line of reasoning, at all. This was back in the dark days of the Federally- Mandated-You-Will-Not-Go-Faster-Than-55MPH-On-Highways Designed-For-75-Lest-We-Withold-Your-Tax-Contributions. Thankfully, at least the 55MPH speed limit nonsense has since been rescinded.