The Goron held up a newspaper in front of his face & pretended to read it the whole time--but he was turning the pages every five seconds and he kept one eyeball uncovered so he could look over each passenger as they walked by.
LMAO! That reminds me of this story I heard about him when he was in Congress. Apparently he was in some hallway in Capitol Hill reading a Physics book where a lot of people could see him, but rather than having his eyes on the book he had them on the people walking by. What a wierdo!