I still don't think you babble
I wanted to write to all of you to give you an update about what is going on at home.
First, they haven't caught the sniper. Um, he did leave his phone and get this...the Police want him to call back. What's the likelihood that he's going to do that. I wish I were lying about it, but it's the sad truth. Yes, YOUR TAXPAYING DOLLARS AT WORK!!
Art Bell is still searching for UFO's and ALIENS. I don't think he's looked at the Democratic National Committee lately. He would have found all he needed.
Kurt Cobain's diary is being published. I'm not sure what more we needed to know. Nirvana rocked, but he decided to check out. Now his wife wants to sell his secrets. Here's a hint troops: NEVER WRITE A DIARY THAT WILL NOT BE PUBLISHED FOR AT LEAST 4 MILLION DOLLARS.
Barbra Streisand and Alec Baldwin still reside in America. How sucky is that? UGH!
The Cincinnati Bengals didn't play. So? We didn't lose this weekend.
Unfortunately, the WORLD SERIES isn't over yet.
The government is going to start paying for VIAGRA. So? Get your orders in now.
Hmmmm...oh!! Hollywood hates President Bush. This must have been a shocker to somebody out there.
MoJo had to endure watching "Jonah and The Veggie Tales". I hate cartoons that sing. NO SINGING PLEASE!
That's it from the world of the most USELESS tidbits of information. Well, that's reserved for the Alphabet Networks!
Stay safe! Each and every one of you..please give yourself a big hug from all of us here at the Canteen. We love you!!