[gracex7]

Maybe somebody aught to write a country song...

To the tune of 'BLUE MOON of Kentucky'

O dear moon god of Mecca

Keep on shinin'

Shine down on the one who stole my shoes

OOOOOOO moon god of Mecca

Hear my whinin'

And please don't let them be worn by a Jew.

[Chad Fairbanks]

"Slippers"

I had some slippers...
and I want them back...
Yeah...I miss my slippers...
but I better get used to the fact...

Chorus:
that they're gone...
forever...
never to return...
and now some infidel is gonna burn...

Yeah, I miss my slippers...
so soft and comfy...
and If I don't get them back...
I'll go on a killing spree...

Chorus:
they're gone...
forever...
never to return...
and now some infidels are gonna burn...

etc...