Please feel free, however, to continue to post photos of Schwing Zeta-- in her schwinginest available within the parameters of list decorum.
Michael Douglas dated Dowd.
Michael Douglas met Zeta Jones.
Michael Douglas dumped Dowd like a bad habit.
Michael Douglas married Zeta Jones.
Michael Douglas is going to be a father for two Zeta Jones kids.
Maureen Dowd is too old and decrepit to have kids.
Maureen Dowd can't get over it.
Maureen Dowd is sexually frustrated and bitter.
Maureen Dowd takes it out on Dubya.
Maureen Dowd makes an ass of herself everytime she publishes one of these temper tantrums.