P.T. Barnum cannot be gainsaid.
Okay, neo-rebs. Don't make things up, and this thread won't get very long.
Walt
Well,well what a surprise. Ol Walt on yet another Confederate thread preparing to release another mind fart. Your protracted neglect of your colonic impaction has rendered you (once again) a menace to anyone within blocks of you. Due to the extreme pressure and volume, it is likely that collateral damage could be quite extensive over a wide area should a sudden and uncontrolled release occur, as is increasingly likely. If you fail to report at once, I shall have to contact law enforcement and report you as the menace that you are!
Oh yeah...heres some cheese in advance to go with the whine thats sure to come.