[varon]

Early tests show the chemically treated shirt drives women wild whenever they come near any man who’s wearing it.

I don't care what kind of stinkum they put on/in that shirt, unless they can get it to make a beer gut look like a six pack, it ain't gonna do it ;-)

[Lazamataz]

I don't care what kind of stinkum they put on/in that shirt, unless they can get it to make a beer gut look like a six pack,

I'm better than a guy with a six-pack.

*I* have a whole *keg*!