Good grief, who'd want to eat insane bacon?
We've got a veritable menagerie in our house, but if it was a choice between starvation and animal rights, we'd be eating our pets, not each other. What "animal rights" really boils down to, in the end is the attempt to give animals an equal status with humans, with the added and more insidious benefit of undermining the value of human life in the process.
I'm sure Noah made sure his animals had ample crate space on that ark, yes sir!