Soon the paper in some small town in Maine will run headlines somthing like:
Illegal Somali Immigrant With State-Funded Penile Implant, Four Wives, and 32 Children Named Police Chief, Fire Chief, and Superintendent of Schools of Lewiston-Auburn.
Illegal Mexicans Demand Same Treatment and Equal Number of Wives.
Welfare To Pay For Female Circumcision
Somali Prisoners Demand Camel Meat on Jailhouse Menu.
Livermore Falls Ceded to Greater Albania.
Women, Minorities, Illegal Aliens Suffer Most in Cold Snap. "State to Pay," says Governor Chief Abdullah Gomez