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Another Henry Rollins quote (please turn your sense of sarcasm on):

...and also, there's this place called Iraq, and they have all this poisonous gas, and this has a little bit more priority to me than who's fucking who in any fucking city anywhere. One little spot of anthrax on your lung and you are one *dead* motherfucker.
I came up with another idea, reckoning that America is going to be like a nation of pussies, I think at this point we're living so good, look at this place, beautiful, look at all kinds of nice places in America, you go to
other countries, other motherfuckers don't have it as good as we have it, I think we're getting a little soft, a little too plump. I think we're getting too overweight, and we're going to get taken out, and we won't even be
*awake*. We'll be on the fucking reclining chair with the satellite dish and the remote when people come to fuckin' kill us.
So, I reckon we should put on a way more meaner image for the rest of the world to see, and here's some ideas I came up with, like...
Remember a couple of weeks ago, they killed that woman? Y'know, the first woman to be executed in the country since the Civil War?
Okay, they should have done it at half-time at some major football game, at the 50 yard line. And basically, what they should have done is got the local baseball team to surround her with baseball bats, close in, and club
her to death like they did to Mussolini. Just fuckin' flatten her until she was a body bag of broken bones and fucked-up entrails, then they should have hacked her in pieces, flown the parts to the White House, and hung the parts off the trees, videotaped it, and sent the tape to the Middle East to say "See what kind of crazy motherfuckers we are? Ah ha ha, AHHHH!"
They should execute Death Row prisoners at every half-time at every game, there's enough of them! There's tons of them waiting on Death Row to go, they should be killing them at every Superbowl, at every World Series, at
every playoff game half-time there should be a killing.
And there should be a three camera shoot, every hip director or video director in America gets to do it; Tarantino gets to videotape his, and like cut it together, put it to some cool music, and like put it out on MTV, and
just have like "Murder Television", worse than Cop TV, just show the actual brains flying out, mutilation and torture, and say to the rest of the world
"We do this shit all the time. We're fuckin' insane. IYEE IYEE YAHHH!"
And just take abstract European tourists, take them down to Miami and just kill'em, like all the time. "But I have a family." BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM! "You have a family... in mourning!" And then you hack them up and you hang them
from trees at the White House. And the rest of the world will go "They're fucking crazy."
And the next time we say "Iraq, put your fuckin' shit down,", they'll go "Cool! That's cool. You still got the rotten head of that woman you killed?"
"Yeah, I still got it, it's on my fuckin' bedpost. AYIEEAHHH!"