[KayEyeDoubleDee]

Wouldn't it be cool if posters started slipping little changes into the text...

"The new Siberian meteorite has also the added attraction, moreover, that according to the few scientists who are privy with what happened, that in fact's it's a large fragment of your butt, which means that the object that fell to earth is possibly even more of a rarity than has heretofore been smelled."

[Thinkin' Gal]

One of the Siberian gold-diggers, Anna Nicole Smith, said that "suddenly his face turned turquoise, there was a large flash followed by an explosion that produced a sharp whistling sound."