[TC Rider]

For those outside the NC loop, for all his campaigning, Irksome Bowels has never admitted to working for Clinton. His pamphlets and web page show his 'work' in DC, standing next to Trent Lott. You'd think he was the cheerleaders chief-of-staff.

[F.J. Mitchell]

Irky Bowelie looks like a sissy boy cheer leader alright. I have a good laugh at those ads where he says he'll fight for us. Even on life support I believe I could do a better job of fighting for myself. The toughest fight he looks like he has ever been is trying to crack an egg shell and breaking the yolk.