[stanz]

Much as I'd love to believe it's true, I don't trust anything from the National Inquirer.

[HighWheeler]

Why, have you been wrongly accused by them in the past?

The typical scenario is

accusation is made by the Enquirer through an informant
denial is made by the accused
proof for the accusation pops up in the form of a document
the accused relinquishes and cries for forgiveness and tries to make ammends

Happens over and over....