[battlegearboat]

Ha ha...There's more than one way to skin a cat.
I believe I've heard of that procedure in my many years in and out of the hospitality business.
May I suggest ONTHERAIL.COM (check out the "In The Weeds" section)

[battlegearboat]

The most dreaded customers here in the "Buckle Of The Bible Belt" (Oklahoma) are the big haired evangelists who, after a lavish repast, prefer to leave a Bible card or even deliever a sermon to the struggling waitstaff as a gratuity.
The former drunk, Richard Roberts (Oral's issue) is well known for this practice.
Lucifer has a table waiting for these hypocrites when they go to their, er, reward.