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To: Mossad1967
"Sheik Osama is alive and in good health. He has gained more weight due to security precautions and his inability to move a lot as you will notice in his next appearance,"

"Please do not notice his eye color has changed. It is a miracle bestowed upon him by Alla. Disreguard the fact he is taller. It is simply pride for his followers. And one more thing, if his hair color runs during the filming, it is merely the bleaching from the radience of Allah. Thank you. Praise Alla, and send virgins."

101 posted on 10/13/2002 2:32:30 PM PDT by concerned about politics
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inability to move a lot as you will notice in his next appearance,"

"And ignore the wood stakes he's tied to. They're just for the fire to keep him warm. His mouth isn't moving? Well, he is speaking through the voice of Alla, of course."

109 posted on 10/13/2002 2:46:56 PM PDT by concerned about politics
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