THE DAILY TELEGRAPH: Prize specimen (DISS CARTER!)

The Daily Telegraph ^ | October 12, 2002 | The Daily Telegraph

[yield 2 the right]

"NOBEL PEA'NUT'CE PRIZE", fits Jimmy "I Want be a Nixon" Carter to a nu'T'
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[Ole Okie]

Carter was so inept that he made Leonid Brezhnev, half dead by 1976 from multiple strokes, seem positively dynamic and dashing in comparison.

Well, let us NEVER FORGET Jimmah Cahtah at the Moscow airport, standing on tippy-toes to kiss (yes, KISS) half dead Leonid.

Didn't have any use for Carter before that; had much less use for him after seeing that silly exhibition.

[Dog Gone]

The most noticeable consequence of Mr Berge's folly, however, will be to discredit the Nobel Peace prize, already marred by such questionable choices as Yasser Arafat and John Hume, even further.

Amen. And don't forget that Nelson Mandela was also a recipient. You don't get this prize unless you're pathetically leftist.

[habs4ever]

Ivan, he's also a rotten carpenter as well.His homes are as good as gov't issue ;-)But its the thought that counts with this small man..the thought of how others will think about his apparent humility and goodness.Clinton learned to fake it from a master in Jimmah.

[The_Media_never_lie]

"disastrously meek"is a good description of the Carter Presidency.

[tet68]

Excellent comment on Brezhnev.

The brite side of this is now , having received a pat on the head, he will no doubt give us further examples of his barely adequate mental skills.
Soon even Demorats will be rolling their eyes and swooning at the mere utterance of a "Carter" quote.

And too, there is perhaps the chance that Bill C. will never
get one.( Wouldn't that be a pisser!)

[concentric circles]

It will merely annoy America

Not really, most Americans won't even bother to be annoyed. We just don't take Carter seriously anymore. After all, it was this president whose mortality was seriously tested by a bloodthirsty bunny rabbit. "It was hissing menacingly, its teeth flashing and nostrils flared and making straight for the president!" More here.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Proud Thatcherite Bump! Churchillian stature! Hear, hear!

[ladyinred]

Would that our own papers would be so honest!
The Nobel Peace prize given to Carter is a slap in the face to our way of government. Carter, and the Nobel committee don't believe in the constitutional republic rule of law that we are barely hanging onto. They are determined, like the rest of the leftist socialists in our country, to push us over the edge into the utopia they envision. Indeed, Americas enemies, both foreign and domestic are rejoicing today over the payoff Carter received from his Socialist comrades for his traitorous actions on behalf of their cause.

[nmh]

This article speaks the truth!

[nopardons]

This was a jolly good read and heart warming, to boot. Thanks, Ivan, dear, for the ping. :-)

[MadIvan]

I beg to differ...they are SERIOUSLY lacking in one talented Irish lassie content! ;-)

Fair enough, darling. ;)

Love, Ivan

[MadIvan]

This was a jolly good read and heart warming, to boot. Thanks, Ivan, dear, for the ping. :-)

You are quite welcome. It's always delightful to see the Telegraph rouse itself to battle. ;)

Regards, Ivan

[ihatemyalarmclock]

Carter should return the prize and demand an apology or he should sell it on E-bay to the lowest bidder. Being a liberal democrat, he will probably have it bronzed and keep it.

While there may be a trophy for the shelf or a certificate suitable for framing, a Nobel prize is basically a cash award of just over one million dollars.

[elhombrelibre]

The fact that so many socialist in Europe want to praise Carter and Clinton tells us a great deal. It says what they want Americans to be. They want us weak and indecisive like Carter. They want sweet insincere talk without concern for consequences, like Clinton. In fact, they want us to become Parlor Socialists. America's character was shaped by the frontier and many other factors that created a people who value independence, generosity, and a will to act. Clinton and Carter are far from the American type. They belong in France or here in Germany in the backwaters of socialistic cant.

[maica]

Very good points!

[Consort]

...prize is basically a cash award...

...and return the money....