[Mr_Magoo]

Two medical students were walking along the street
when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread
apart.

One of the students said to his friend: "I'm sure he
has Petry Syndrome - those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old
man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome, he walks just like
we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old
man. They approached the old man and one of the
students said to him:

"We're medical students and couldn't ignore the way
you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you
might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said: "I'll tell you but first you'll tell
me what you think."

Then one of the students said: "I think it's Petry
Syndrome."

And the old man said: "you thought, but you're wrong."

Then the other student said: "I think you have
Zovitzki Syndrome."

And the old man said: "you thought, but you're wrong."

So they asked him: "so what do you have?"

And the old man said: "I thought I needed to fart. I
thought, but I was wrong."

[tomkow6]

I got a piece of SPAM today offering me 1025 free hours of
AOL.

They just don't know who they're dealing with, do they?

But the "from" address is what really gave 'em away:

"Intelligent Mailbox"