Why doesn't this guy just write "Whipped" on his forehead and get it over with?
I'm more than happy to supply sufficient funds to enable those women in my care to stock up on these sort of items.
And I strongly advise them to do so, because I haven't the slightest intention whatsoever of walking into a public place and buying this stuff.
Stock up girls, or be prepared to use newspapers, dry leaves and twigs to meet your needs.