Shooting this person would be too good for them. Draw and quarter the jerk
and leave him for the buzzards.
Sounds like fun, but even that would be over too quickly. Now, fire ants...
Bury them up to their necks in the ground facing the rising sun and cut off their eyelids!
Sounds like fun, but even that would be over too quickly. Now, fire ants..., A .22 short, with an externally lubricated bullet, that's been dipped in...well lots of possiblities but... porcine excrement, that's been ripening for awhile, might be appropriate. No antibiotics. They'll be a long time going, and they'll know that it was in an "unclean" manner. :)