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Gephardt Risks Sunburn for Good of Nation (Rush Praises Melanin-Challenged Dick)
RushLimbaugh.Com ^ | October 3, 2002 | Rush Limbaugh

Posted on 10/03/2002 5:44:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

It's not pretty in the Democratic Party. We rolled you audio of Senator Joe Biden (D-DE) flipping out on House Minority Leader Dick Gephardt, because Gephardt stood with President Bush in the Rose Garden to support the joint resolution against Saddam Hussein al-Takriti in Iraq.

I'm standing here today, risking a severe sunburn to pledge every last molecule of melanin in my body - all four of them - to this joint resolution on Iraq.The Boston Globe angrily criticized Gephardt for "standing beside a president who is aggressively raising money to block the Democrats of winning a majority in the House." You people look like the biggest bunch of class clowns that this nation has ever produced.

You only have one guy - a guy with no melanin, standing in the sun risking skin cancer with the president – saying: Yeah, we Democrats care about national security, too. This one man gets it, and you're bitching at him! Gephardt's "soul mate" Daschle didn't even have the political brains to show up at that presser on Wednesday.

Gephardt is the best you have! You Democrats should be bowing down to him, instead of raising eyebrows over his support of national security. He's trying to save your stupid party after Congressmen Jim McDermott and David Bonior went over to Iraq and hugged Saddam. Clinton's in the UK making you people look like a bunch of anti-American traitors. Don't get me wrong, I'd love for you to keep it up. We are benefiting from it.

You just better be glad Gephardt can keep his pants up when he's around Barbra Streisand, otherwise this election would have been a lost cause for your team. Gephardt is the only guy seeking the 2004 Democratic Party nomination who seems to give a rat's Clymer about American security. He's probably saying, "How lucky am I? I don't have eyebrows and I get sunburn in strong moonlight, but I'm the only Democrat on the right side of the nation's #1 issue."

These smarmy little Northeastern liberals are all upset at this show of unity. You see, they only want unity when it's Republicans caving to extreme, socialist ideas. I thought these were the guys who love the president? Now you're bitching at unity? Now you're screaming at Gephardt for doing what is clearly right and clearly what the people want? I guess this spells doom and the end of your careers, huh? Who the hell is it that's voting for you people?

Listen to Rush...
(...roll the Joe Biden clips, and tell Democrats to thank God for Dick Gephardt)

Read the Article...
(Boston Globe: Gephardt posture irks some in party)

Learn to Write Like a Democrat Senator...
(Nuts & Bolts of College Writing: Joe Biden's Plagiarism)



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: dickgephardt; rushlimbaugh
Gephardt probably won't be nominated but at least he has a future as a leader of the Melanin-Challenged.

p.s. Please listen to the audioclip. It's hilarious!!!

1 posted on 10/03/2002 5:44:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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2 posted on 10/03/2002 5:45:47 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: Anti-Bubba182
Dick "Poco Loco" Gephardt's apparently given up hope of becoming the House Speaker. Now he's laying the groundwork for running for President. Guess when!
3 posted on 10/03/2002 5:47:18 PM PDT by goldstategop
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To: PJ-Comix
Just shows that GeBhardt is growing.......
4 posted on 10/03/2002 5:54:57 PM PDT by OldFriend
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To: PJ-Comix
I love the way Bush's face looks in that photo!!
Can't you just hear his thoughts:

Gee, Gephardt, you really do look like an idiot!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!

5 posted on 10/03/2002 6:52:09 PM PDT by 4mycountry
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To: 4mycountry
Actually, after reading your response I looked at it again. He looks like Hank's dad Cotton on King of The Hill.
6 posted on 10/03/2002 6:58:08 PM PDT by Lx
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To: Lx

7 posted on 10/03/2002 7:05:07 PM PDT by Lx
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