[Mr. Mojo]

Washington it is said, is now huddling with French diplomats who favor a "two-step" approach.

I favor a four-step approach:
1) completely destroy whatever is left of the Iraqi military.
2) find and destroy all their WMD (which could take quite a while).
3) Annex all their oil fields.
4) Build a giant U.S. military base right on Iraqi soil, and restation our soldiers currently stationed in Europe to do so.

[alex]

I would add to your list:

-1) Leave UN

0) Evict UN from NYC

[hgro]

The best the French ever had was LaFayette and Napoleon. They have not had an intelligent sperm in the pool bank since then.

[jeremiah]

I support you fully President Rye, and would like to apply for the position of minister of torture.

[101st-Eagle]

Beautiful Post!