If Americans have a right to a competative election then we da*n well have the right to a competative Super Bowl. I propose that the two worst teams in the league play in the game to insure that the stated goal is achieved.
I have some neighbor kids that want to play at the Superbowl. Why shouldn't they have a shot ?
Here's how we turn up the heat:
People in Delaware, call Joe Biden's office and tell them that since Clatworthy is trailing in the polls, we are going to yank him and run Pete duPont instead.
In California, we are going to pull Simon and run Tom Cruise instead.
you get the idea. let your imagination be your guide.