[Roscoe]

Having a no-smoking zone in a restaurant is like having a no-pissing zone in a swimming pool.

Good line.

[freeeee]

I'm originally from Massachusetts. I left for obvious reasons, but I visit from time to time.

Last time I was there I went to an Irish pub in ultra-liberal Cape Cod. No smoking rules were in effect at the bar. As we drank our beers, we mused about how the ninny liberals had ruined this and many other places: New York City, California, Ithica, you know, bastions of liberalism.

And yet here we see so-called conservatives hopping on the liberal bandwagon, co-opting yet another of their social engineering experiments. In fact, I think these so-called conservatives would feel right at home in Cape Cod or Martha's Vineyard. Why wouldn't they?

[Great Dane]

Good line.

It's over the hill, is soooo old.