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To: AntiJen; Snow Bunny; SAMWolf; MistyCA; Victoria Delsoul; radu; Kathy in Alaska; WVNan; SassyMom; ...
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A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want
you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead
that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping.
138 posted on 10/02/2002 10:07:57 AM PDT by tomkow6
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To: souris; All
Please say a prayer for the safety of souris, her family and friends.
She lives in an area near Hurricane Lili.
139 posted on 10/02/2002 10:12:32 AM PDT by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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