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At least the Rats make it easy to vote. No crawling over any broken glass. Want to vote early and often? No problem! Come on in. You've got a good 12 or 13 hours to vote as often as you like. Are you deceased? No problem! Dead Rats vote all the time. Convicted felon? No problem! You don't even have to worry about your rights being restored. Illegal alien? No problem! Just ask for the multi-lingual ballot. Too tired after a hard night of partying? No problem! The local Rat election official will stuff the ballot box with your favorite candidate marked. She'll even sign your name for you on the voter list. Geez, isn't it easy being a Rat voter? And so painless.