I know a Democrat who stole an election. He stole the election to stop the talk about defending Iraq. He talked about defending Iraq to stop the talk about insulting the Senate. He talked about insulting the Senate to stop the talk about obstructing homeland defense. He talked about obstructing homeland defense to stop the talk about the president's popularity. He talked about the president's popularity to stop the talk about not getting his issues out. He stole the election because he couldn't get his issues out. I guess he'll die.
-PJ