You're blond, you've got a great set of Hollyweird tits, you sleep with all the right leftists and movie producers, you have several lesbian affairs just to be "tasteful" and politically correct, you even contract a case of AIDs just to show how much you care,...and the masses adore you.....
.........But just once give in to your true nature and perform fellatio on a 100 foot gorilla, and your career goes to hell!!!!!!!!!!!
Monica isn't a blond. ;-)