[logician2u]

Judge: A law student who grades his own examination papers. - H.L. Mencken.

Great one! I love it!

[Torie]

Except when he is taken up on appeal. :)

[BluesDuke]

More Mencken:

Jury - A group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.

The theory seems to be that so long as a man is a failure he is one of God's chillun, but that as soon as he has any luck he owes it to the Devil.

The kind of man who demands that government enforce his ideas is always the kind whose ideas are idiotic.

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.