[Gumlegs]

I am purchasing a new computer. It was going to be a Gateway till I remembered it was made in South Dakota ...

Be sure and pass that along to the Gateway people.

[johnb838]

Text of a letter to Gateway:

To Whom This May Concern:

Just wanted to let you know that I was getting ready to buy a Gateway, until I remembered you all make those things in South Dakota, home of the extremist liberal Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle. Then I decided I’d better buy a Dell made right here in good old All-American Texas.

You people need to find a way to get rid of that man. Electing John Thune would be a good start. I certainly won’t buy anything made in S.D. until the radical extremist liberals are out of power there. The country can’t afford them any more. You guys can’t either.

Sincerely,

"Johnb838"