[maxwell]

Oh God this is hilarious! Thanks so much for thinking of me........I think, you wanker..........lol

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(Max) Then the autoionizing flagmutic transducimater kicked in, and First MasterGeek initialized the Helmholtz resonator. "Dalembershian squared, minus epsilon jay," he said into the voice-activated channeltron. A jolt of electropathetic force hit him as a megawatt xenon arc zapped through his flagellated cortoid. He became the anti-wanker.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Bumped and kept

[Billthedrill]

BtD: Laurie arose in a smoking pile of desolation, her city having become reduced to cinders in the blast of the lithium fusion bomb. "Am I the only one left alive?" she wondered as she sifted throught the ruins of her chic, chintz-decorated apartment whose earth-tone carpet had become distastefully littered with the remains of the vanity that used to contain her collection of china figurines. A desolate cry escaped her bruised lips as she cradled a singed, fur-covered lump of feline flesh that emitted a feeble "mew" while stinking like a recently abandoned abattoir. "Oh, Poopsie," she crooned, "there's still time to attend the peace rally. Let me get you some tuna..."