...since losing his imperial throne during the revolution, the former Emperor Ming has adapted well to the digital age, eschewing his old rivalry with Flash Gordon.
Yes, but we must be careful about how we refer to Ming. Because he has been arrested by US law enforcement, he has been afforded rights counsel with amoral American defense lawyers. Those lawyers will make sure that we cannot call this obvious criminal as "a thief." We must refer to him as "an alleged thief." Therefore we must preface any "Ming the Merciless" jokes with a more legally-acceptable "Ming the ALLEGEDLY Merciless" moniker before the punchline.
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