"Lib'rals!!" (A Musical Parody)

The MudCave ^ | 23 September 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

They printed Barbra's phone #? Lol! O.K., Mud, what did you tell her? (^:

[Mudboy Slim]

"O.K., Mud, what did you tell her?"

Actually, I only spoke to her maid/girlfriend, GiGi...sounded good-lookin' though...MUD

BTW...BarBra's s'posed to page me this evening.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Ya mean he hasn't lied under oath yet?

As for as corn goes, their new song, "Thoughtless," will probably be the next school shooter's favorite song.

Oh, yea. That's Korn, not corn! :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"[dead] is a former Navy Seal, who was instrumental in the creation of the internet. He has lusted in his heart, experimented with drugs in college, made a killing in cattle futures, gambled on baseball, engaged in inappropriate oral contact, employed illegal domestic help, leaked Grand Jury information, tampered with Medicaid and Social Security, and chastised the homeless. Currently employed in New Jersey as a technical writer, he has also been a deadbeat dad, a vacation hotspot, a human cannonball, a lifeless midget, a woman on the outskirts of Chicago, and an inexplicable eerie feeling. His interests include Kung Fu, theremins, fractal geometry, and corn."

Damn dude, you is one bad dude, dead...MUD

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

While I respect Col. Hackworth, I sincerely believe he's wrong on this issue..."standing tall" in this instance most certainly does not equal allowing Sodom to continue playing games with the UN inspectors, thereby delaying the inevitable!!

If Congress would issue Letters of Marque and Reprisal against Saddam & Co. and Osama & Co., we could be sending in teams of assassins to capture these clowns or wipe them off the map without necessarily having to drop bombs and put troops in harm's way.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Now, why would HE do something like THAT to an innocent woman?!?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Now, why would HE do something like THAT to an innocent woman?!? :-)

Forgot the smiley. :-)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ya mean he hasn't lied under oath yet?"

Of course he has...but this one's fer the cameras...

"That's Korn, not corn!"

I shall take that under advisement and respond to you at a later date...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"If Congress would issue Letters of Marque and Reprisal against Saddam & Co. and Osama & Co., we could be sending in teams of assassins to capture these clowns or wipe them off the map without necessarily having to drop bombs and put troops in harm's way."

You know, TSR...you are absolutely Right!!! But realisticly(sp?), you would have to agree that Sodom's Fleet of SodomImpersonators and Osama Bill's disappearing act would make Fidel Castro the most logical assassination target fer an America hell-bent on ridding the World of tin-horn Tyrants?!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

BTW...not that I am proposing such a barbaric act, mind you....

[Mudboy Slim]

"...why would HE do something like THAT to an innocent woman?!?

'Cuz she doesn't seem to mind...MUD

[goldilucky]

I'm sure it does. It was very educational for me.

There is book out entitled "September 11-Prior Knowledge" by Dennis Lawrence Cuddy . I already placed an order for it. You can order it through Barnes and Nobles if there is one in your area.

[MeekOneGOP]